Thursday May 10, 2012 | 04:29 PM


The banana-lime jam went so well, it's a shame the same couldn't be said for the English muffins that went with it.

"I burned three English muffins," I said.

"Why were you toasting three at a time?" I was asked.

"I wasn't."

More from the burn gallery, because burnt food is captivating, in it's own scorched way.


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