Thursday February 07, 2013 | 07:35 PM


In such a food-mad metropolis as Portland gustatory mediocrity doesn’t go far in this town.

 
To wit:  Eve’s at the Garden, the Portland Harbor Hotel’s signature restaurant,  has stumbled along ever since its original chef, Jeff Landry, left to open his own establishment., the Farmer’s Table. Since then there’s been a steady progression of chefs in and out of the kitchen.

Their new chef, Timothy Pierre Labonte,  who came on board in June of last year, apparently has respectable credentials.  But if I were a hotelier in this city trying to compete in our razor- sharp restaurant scene,  I’d put on a better show.

Eve's dining room during the day is a sun-filled space

That’s not to say  that Mr. Labonte couldn’t be a contender. But so far I’m not impressed. I’ve visited Eve’s for lunch many times,  and the sun-splashed dining room that overlooks the summer garden is very pleasant indeed. The lunch menu is  like many other places in town with good, creatively crafted sandwiches, salads and light entrees.

At dinner what I found was a kitchen fairly adept at preparing a jazzy menu. But it’s  one that might appeal to the peripatetic traveler passing through rather than locals on the prowl for an exciting evening out.

As for the room, it’s a shattering aftermath, a showcase for Ethan Allan faux fancy.  The leatherette- faced chairs are so slippery you might need Velcro to keep from sliding. And the other seating options are these heavily upholstered wing chairs cast so low that you look like Toulouse-Lautrec  reaching to sketch at table.

Shrimp bread pudding

Enough with the intangibles.  Let me discuss the food.

Witness my dining partner’s first course of Maine shrimp bread pudding that was arranged in a wine glass.  It looked so precarious in this  portal, one wrong twist of the fork could have sent shards of glass flying.   Nonetheless these tiny local shrimp were hardly  discernible--overwhelmed by an incongruous glop of beet puree--a mismatched culinary pairing indeed.

My first course was another  burping Malaprop.  Venison carpaccio was presented with a rather attractive melange of melons that are compressed into squared off shapes looking like lovely candy drops.

Venison carpaccio

When it was presented I wasn’t sure that the free-form brown ooze covering the plate wasn’t a glob of dried blood  that one might find in a joke shop  for a prank.  Alas, this was the venison as flat as if a Mach truck had run it down..   I’ve never had such a gravely unsuccessful dish. 

Main courses were better.

Parpadelle

My dinner mate ordered parpardelle with vegetables.  It was a workmanlike rendition but no food revelation

Duck breast stroganoff

The next assemblage was my entree of duck breast stroganoff.  This wasn’t bad.  It had the classic mushroom duxelles enriched with a rich veal stock and cream sauce served over pasta.  This was well done.  But the  duck was so tough I thought of asking our waiter for a machete.


Our plates were cleared away, and the next thing I knew our waiter brought us a check.  Had he sensed that we wanted  to skedaddle  immediately or had he not thought to ask if we wanted dessert?  

I'll never know.

 

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