March 21, 2013

'Eddie Money: Unplugged' at Asylum

His hits of the '70s and '80s, recent return to the spotlight and upcoming show at Asylum are all on the tip of Money's tongue – that and a few jokes.

By Ray Routhier
Staff Writer

The interview was about to end, but Eddie Money wouldn't let it.

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Eddie Money


WHEN: 9 p.m. Thursday; 8 p.m. doors

WHERE: Asylum, 121 Center St., Portland


INFO: 772-8274;

He had talked about being back in the spotlight thanks to a quirky GEICO insurance commercial ("My wife is so (ticked) off because she wanted to be in it"), about his streak of hit records in the '70s and '80s ("I had 14 songs in the top 100, and I think that's more than Billy Joel, but I'm not sure") and about taking a smaller, quieter backing group along on his current tour ("My fans are getting older, they don't want it loud").

But then, after goodbyes had been exchanged, Money blurted out, "wait." He said he wanted to tell a joke.

His tale was about a guy who goes into a confessional and tells the priest he's had an affair. The priest asks who the other woman is, and the guy says it's his daughter's best friend, and she's 17. The guy tells the priest he's 52. Then the priest assigns him 5,000 Our Fathers and 3,000 Hail Marys as penance.

At hearing that, the guy reveals that he's not Catholic, he's Jewish.

"The priest says, 'You're not Catholic? Then why are you telling me?' " Money said. "And the guy says, 'I'm telling everybody.' "

After waiting a beat for the laughs, Money explained his compulsion to get that joke out.

"I really wanted to be a comedian, but I guess I'm stuck with being Eddie Money."

As long as he's stuck, Money will keep touring and doing what he does best. He'll bring his "Eddie Money: Unplugged" show to Portland's Asylum on Thursday.

But then again, stuck with being Eddie Money is not such a bad thing these days. Thanks to the GEICO commercial last summer, fans and booking agents are rediscovering the singer's catalog of radio-friendly, nostalgia-inducing songs such as "Baby Hold On," "Two Tickets to Paradise," "Think I'm In Love," "Shakin' " and "Take Me Home Tonight."

Everywhere he goes, people can sing his songs. And now, because of GEICO, he's constantly asked for autographs.

"I was on the plane taking a nap, and when I wake up, there's a guy with a uniform looking down at me," says Money, in an accent that gives away his Brooklyn origins. "He says to me, he's the pilot and he loves the commercial, can he have an autograph? And I say, 'Who's flying the plane?'

"I do so many autographs now, I gotta wash my hair to go to the liquor store. I gotta dress up just to go to the store to buy a couple tomatoes."

Money said he's been offered commercials over the years, but has done few. He took the GEICO one mainly because his wife, Laurie, wanted to be in it. But they filmed several versions, and she didn't make the final cut.

"If you ask my wife about that commercial, she'll say I sound pitchy," said Money.

The commercial is part of a series that states people who saved money by switching to GEICO are as happy as a body builder directing traffic, a witch in a broom factory or Eddie Money running a travel agency.

In the commercial, Money sings "Two Tickets to Paradise" a cappella as a family sits stoned-faced in front of him saying things like, "actually, it's four tickets." For a while, the ad seemed to be everywhere.

As for how he spends his time when not performing, Money lives in California and also has a house in New York City, "because my wife likes to go jogging in Central Park." He's recently started going to the gym after years of not taking great care of himself (including struggles with substance abuse), and he's taking up boxing.

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