Thursday, December 5, 2013
By ROBERT SKOGLUND
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If I had simply said, "My brother has gone to South Hiram," my wife would have asked about his reason for going, his mode of transportation, the potential for cultural enrichment while there, why he went, who he was planning to see, how long he planned to stay and when he was coming back -- for starters.
And simply answering, "I don't know" to the first dozen or so questions would not slack her off. "I don't know" only whets her appetite to find out exactly what, if anything, it is I do know, and increases the intensity of the interrogation.
So, in the interest of saving time, whenever I make a report I have chosen to end every statement with a robotic: "I have no other information on this matter."
One might argue that my philosophy is not sound when it comes to sustaining a healthy marriage. For when a man knows little or nothing about his friends and relatives, he leaves himself open to his wife's charge, "We have absolutely nothing to talk about."
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