The Washington Independent’s Dave Weigel reports that Fox News reporter Griff Jenkins lied about his identity before interviewing noted lefty Janeane Garafalo. Apparently Griff told Garafalo he was “just a blogger”. Fox News posted the full video on its Web site, but Jenkins’ introduction was edited out of the newscast.

Weigel’s report is revealing, but what I really want to know – what most Americans want to know – is how one ends up calling himself Griff. More importantly, what does a Griff look like?

Here’s your answer. Note the five distinct poses to demonstrate Griff’s well-rounded persona. There’s Casual Griff, Party Griff, Serious Griff, Spazzy Griff and Griff on Assignment.