I’m stuck at home in the snow on my day off.

On TV, I get three channels: 6, 8 and 13. Mind-numbingly, Channel 8 broadcast seven hours of snow news.

Really? I have two eyes and a window.

It’s snowing, it’s snowing, it’s snowing!

It’s snowing, it’s snowing, it’s snowing!

John Thornton

Portland

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