After all, he still needs the Almost Perfect Woman to point out the crumbs that he’s missed while vacuuming.
Op-eds
Commentary: By sounding alarm about COVID, Navy captain put crew ahead of career
Brett Crozier followed the evidence and acted rationally out of concern for the lives of his sailors, a fellow Naval Academy graduate says.
Maine Voices: Novel coronavirus raises novel legal issues
Congress should enact and the president sign legislation barring interstate travel until the CDC director declares that the public health emergency is over.
Maine Voices: Emergency preparedness calls for Maine’s hospitals to do a balancing act
They’ve worked assiduously to prepare for catastrophic events, and they’ve achieved effective results on tight budgets.
Sen. Vitelli: We must do better to protect health and safety of BIW workers
If the shipyard can’t implement the physical distancing measures needed to ensure workers’ safety, it needs to close.
Commentary: To save lives, social distancing must continue longer than we expect
The course of the 1918 influenza epidemic has lessons for us.
Bill Nemitz: Goodbye, from a kid with a guitar, to one of the best songwriters ever
Amid so much sadness, John Prine leaves us the vivid memories of life.
Commentary: Protecting Maine inmates from virus could expose abuse victims to harm
Each release plan must assess how the proposed bail modifications or furlough would affect the safety of a given abuse victim.
Commentary: Happy (as you can be) Occupational Therapy Month
Engaging in our valued pastimes is more valuable than ever.
Leonard Pitts: Some of us will never be ‘American’ enough to satisfy the bigots
Americans of Asian heritage have no obligation to prove themselves to those who beat and spit upon them.