• HOT TICKET
Jokes so wrong it’s gotta be Wright
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IT SEEMS LIKE Steven Wright hasn’t cracked a smile his whole life, yet this deadpan specialist has been making audiences laugh for some 25 years. The Boston native is known for lines like “When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane,” and “OK, so what’s the speed of dark?”
WHEN: 7:30 p.m. today
WHERE: State Theatre, 609 Congress St., Portland
HOW MUCH: $25 to $30, all ages
INFO: (800) 745-3000; www.statetheatreportland.com
• CHEAP THRILL
TWO – almost too good to be true
SOMETIMES, it’s better to be No. 2 than No. 1. Such is the case with the TWO series at Port City Music Hall, where you get two bands and $2 drink specials for a $2 cover. This Tuesday, it’s Phantom Buffalo and The Lucid.
WHEN: 8 p.m. Tuesday
WHERE: Port City Music Hall, 504 Congress St., Portland
HOW MUCH: $2
INFO: 899-4990; www.portcitymusichall.com
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