Dad, Dad, my termite collection got loose in the basement and I can’t find any of them!
“Duces tecum” means bring your financial records for our accountants to look over.
Captain, tacion shields are down, warp drive is off line; we’ll not survive another attack!
Stop! You’re too close to the edge and it’s steep. Wait! Look here, I’ll just … Oh, nooo!
We think your Billy is obstructive, and basically chaotic or even intentionally evil.
Put your hand inside the chopping area, but don’t touch … No! No! Not that one!
All four of them will have to be replaced before we can get you back on the road.
Vascular friginitis is often mild and passes quickly, but in your case, …
Yes, I put “cheese” right at the top of the list, but she lost the whole list …
I said “NOT the red one!”, not “CUT the red one!” There it goes! Ten. nine, eight, …
Orrin Frink is a Kennebunkport resident. He can be reached at ofrink@gmail.com.
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