Sunday, March 9, 2014
By ROD HARMON Deputy Managing Editor
There have been more than 100 members of the Avengers since their 1963 debut, including honorary members, reservists and hangers-on. But still, coming up with a short list of the greatest Avengers of all time is a no-brainer: Captain America, Thor and Iron Man. Duh.
The Scarlet Witch, The Vision and Gilgamesh make our list of the best and worst of some of the lesser-known Avenger characters.
Courtesy of Marvel.com
But what about the rest? Who has risen to the call of "Avengers assemble!" and who has fallen teeth-first into the dirt? As a loyal Avengers reader since 1982, I present my picks for the (next) best and worst Avengers of all time:
CAP'S HALL OF FAME
1. The Vision: Originally a hero during the Golden Age of comics, the Vision was reintroduced in 1968 as an android creation of the Avengers' arch-nemesis, the robot Ultron. Like the Vision of old, he could fly, but he could also shoot energy blasts from his forehead and increase or decrease his density, allowing him to be as tough as diamond one minute and so light that he could phase through objects the next. This also gave him one of the coolest powers ever: Phasing his arm through someone and partly solidifying it -- while still inside them.
The Vision quickly turned on Ultron and joined the Avengers, becoming one of their premiere members. Eventually, he married fellow Avenger the Scarlet Witch (see No. 3), but their relationship soured when Viz lost his emotions, and he was later destroyed by the She-Hulk, who was being mind-controlled by the Witch. Naturally, once he was rebuilt, the Vision was in no hurry to rekindle.
Quote: "Unlike most humans, I prefer not to speak unless I have something to say."
2. Hawkeye: Featured in the "Avengers" movie, Hawkeye has logged more time as an Avenger in the comics than any other, with the exception of the founding members. The ace marksman joined during the first lineup shake-up in 1965, and has at various times changed personas to become the shape-shifting Goliath and the ninja-like Ronin. But he always returns to the bow and arrow, and has grown from a wisecracking, punk-nosed kid into one of the Avengers' most skilled leaders. (He still gets off some good one-liners, though.)
Quote: "Cap, did you take lessons on how to be a cornball, or does it just come natural?"
3. The Scarlet Witch: In terms of classic Avengers storylines, no character has played a bigger role than the Scarlet Witch. Originally an X-Men villain, she joined the Avengers with her brother Quicksilver and Hawkeye.
At first, the Witch just pointed at stuff and hoped something would happen while her bro rushed to her aid. But over time, she became one of the most powerful members on the team and a vital player in a number of epics, including the "Avengers Dissambled"/"House of M" story arc -- in which she went insane, killed her husband and several teammates, caused the Avengers to break up, remade reality into a mutant utopia, and then did a 180 and wished away most of the planet's mutant population.
Forget about making the Hulk angry -- don't even irritate the Scarlet Witch.
Quote: "There is no defense against the Scarlet Witch's hex!"
4. The Wasp: One of the founding Avengers, the tiny Wasp (she was petite even at full height) certainly wasn't the most powerful member. But she was good for comic relief, and once she finally dumped her lousy husband Hank Pym (see below), she blossomed into a take-charge superhero, even becoming the Avengers' leader for a time.
The Wasp's major flaw? She was the team's equivalent of the village bicycle, having affairs with not only Pym but Iron Man, Paladin and Hawkeye (who's a bit of a man-slut himself). And those she didn't sleep with, she lusted after.
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